The Saints take on Portsmouth (twinned with Umm Qasr apparently) tonight in the Carling Cup.

I'm biting fingernails already, it's going to be a close thing, as recently the Saints have scored less often than Bill Gates, so don't expect a cricket score. In fact, Gordon Strachan is predicting a 0-0 score after penalties!

The Ugly Inside fan site has a funny guide to Southampton for Portsmouth's more troglodytic fans...

Update : Final score Saints 2 (Beattie twice): Pompey 0