There doesn't seem to be week that goes by without me plugging some new venture by Ewan Spence, I'm going to trump that this week with four thngs.
First off, as part of his goal of displacing some tone-deaf actor as number one Ewan on Google, he's moved his blog to the eponymous EwanSpence.com All the usual ramblings, mispellings and general lunacy, and now with a shiny new url and a spiffy WordPress template.
Meme generator: Long url of the week has to be this viral eBay auction for a collector's edition of a British newspaper, currently it's a bargain, I can see it ramping up swiftly though.
Grunts, groans and squeals: Following on from Darla, Ewan and Alfie have launched Orgasmatones (work safe site, until you listen to the samples). Can you imagine a young woman in the throes of passion squealing your name as a ringtone? Well that's their product, the ultimate personalised ringtone, and far less embarassing than Nokia Tune. I'm not sure I'd have one (I've some raucous trad jazz as a ring tone), but if you hear one livening up your daily commute you now know who to blame. What better ringtone for a shagphone?
Finally (does Ewan ever sleep?), he's given Fun-1 a makeover, slinkier than a sharknose Ferrari, the new look WordPress-based Fun-1 makes the old design look like an Andrea Moda design. Bye-bye MT, hello fast-lane!