This one is almost another entry for MobHappy's stupid criminals category, however the drunken chav doing the ape impressions from a 25kV power cable isn't doing stupid things with a phone, he's just doing stupid things in front of a camera phone. Whoops...
Fortunately his antics only cost him a suspended four-month jail sentence, a 120-day curfew order and £60 costs. The price would have been far higher if the power had been on.
